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Category Archives: Religion
Church of the Divine Intervention – Springtime News
Punta del Este, Uruguay (Kelley Press) The Most Reverend Breeze, leader of the Church of the Divine Intervention, recently announced that a charismatic new preacher has joined the Church. Brother Will, who also happens to be the twelve-year-old son of … Continue reading
The Retirement of Pope Benedict XVI
In a surprise announcement a few days ago, Joseph Ratzinger, aka Pope Benedict XVI, announced he is retiring at the end of this month, ostensibly for health reasons. He is the first Pope since Gregory XII in 1415 to abdicate … Continue reading
In the News
Yes, I stole that title from CBS’s Saturday morning line-up of shows in the 1970′s. It featured news summaries for kids and pre-teens. This entry will not be suitable for either. I read where Paul Ryan, the Republican nominee for … Continue reading
Mr. Mom Sings the Blues
I made supper in that 90 degree heat last night – tacos, a family favorite – but it turned the kitchen into a sauna. This has been one hot summer, and we just entered August. In the plains states, temperatures of … Continue reading
Who Do We Hate Next?
Kathy and I watched a movie yesterday about a little boy who was half-White and half-Indian, what some people back then derogatorily referred to as a half-breed. While the movie was a piece of fiction, it encapsulated the kind of … Continue reading
Catholics and Contraception
Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of New York, has come out with both barrels firing against some sections of President Obama’s healthcare initiative, most notably the parts concerning sterilization and contraception. Long recognized as a master of media relations, Cardinal Dolan has teamed … Continue reading
CDISN – The Church of the Divine Intervention Shopping Network
Punta del Este, Uruguay (Kelley Press) In a move sure to draw the ire and anger of the conservative religious right, the Church of the Divine Intervention has announced plans to begin selling their hemp based product line on their … Continue reading
Pot Shots
No, this post will not include anything having to do with drugs. I read where Dick Cheney – if ever a name fit, Dick’s is the one – had a heart transplant. This implies that Dick had a heart in the … Continue reading
The Other Side
I am not big on yard work. I have always felt that since leaves are bio-degradable, why waste time raking and bagging them. Let them rejoin the soil from whence they came. Why send them to a landfill? What did … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Government, Philosophy, Religion
Tagged Nature, Opinion, Parenting, Philosophy, Tolerance
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Church of the Divine Intervention Announces New Clolthing Line
Punta del Este, Uruguay (Kelley Press) The New Church of the Divine Intervention, led by the Most Reverend Breeze, is in the process of harvesting its first hemp crop. The weed will go to making “clothing”, and The Church promises … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Drugs, Religion, Television
Tagged Drug Laws, Humor, News, Religion, Satire
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